We Clear The House…
And The Mice Too
Meet Hazel & Willow. Two cats. One mission. The furriest house clearance service you’ll ever meet.
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Hazel
Operations Manager
Strategic napper. Expert mouse tracker. 15 years experience (in cat years).
Willow
Head of Pest Detection
Energetic. Enthusiastic. Has never met a box she wouldn’t investigate.
Two Cats, One Dream
Born from a love of warm radiators and an insatiable desire to investigate every open cupboard, Mouse Clearance is the brainchild of Hazel and Willow – two feline professionals who take house clearance very seriously (between naps).
Fully Licensed
Upper Tier Carrier License CBDU588578. We’re not just any cats – we’re licensed cats.
Eco-Friendly
We recycle, reuse, and rehome everything. Even the mice go to a nice farm up north.
Respectful
We treat every home like it’s our own sleeping spot. Delicate items get the gentle paw treatment.
Reliable
We show up on time. Unless there’s a sunbeam. Then we show up 20 minutes late and act like we meant it.
Our Purr-fessional Services
Full House Clearance
From top to bottom, we clear it all. Furniture, appliances, that weird collection of porcelain cats – everything goes. Hazel supervises. Willow inspects every box.
Bereavement Clearance
Handled with the utmost care and sensitivity. We understand this is difficult. We’ll be gentle – like a cat walking on a keyboard, but with purpose.
De-cluttering Service
When your stuff has taken over like an unspayed cat colony. We’ll help you sort the keepers from the tossers. No judgement – we once hoarded 47 hairbands.
End of Tenancy Clearance
Landlord breathing down your neck? We’ll have the place clearer than a cat’s conscience after knocking over your favourite mug.
Garage Clearance
That garage you’ve been avoiding for 6 years? We’ve seen worse. Willow once found a family of mice in a toolbox. She was thrilled. They were not.
Rubbish Removal
Bulky waste from just ÂĢ74.99. Cheaper than a lifetime supply of cat food. Almost.
How It Works
Simple. Like a cat’s daily routine.
You Call
Ring 0161 554 0401 or fill in our form. Tell us what needs clearing. We’ll pretend to understand the first time.
We Scope It Out
Hazel does a walkthrough. Willow immediately finds the warmest room and claims it as her office.
We Clear It
Our human team does the heavy lifting (cats have very specific HRAs about manual labour). Everything sorted, recycled, or rehomed.
Spotless
We leave it cleaner than we found it. That’s a cat promise. And cats always land on their feet. Mostly.
5-Star Reviews (We Can’t Read)
“I hired a house clearance company and two cats showed up. Honestly? Best decision I ever made. They were brilliant.”
“Willow sat on my sofa the entire time. The team cleared the whole house around her. Incredible service, 10/10 cat.”
“They cleared my mum’s house with so much care and respect. Also they found a mouse in the shed which Willow dealt with personally.”
“Professional, punctual, and they brought cats. What more do you want from a clearance company?”
Where We Patrol
Not in your area? Don’t worry – we’ve been known to travel for a good sunbeam.
OK, We Have a Confession
We’re not actually cats. We’re Get Clear Space – a real, fully licensed, professional house clearance company run by actual humans (who do have two cats named Hazel and Willow).
Everything on this site is true – the services, the coverage, the 5-star reviews. We just think house clearance doesn’t have to be boring.
That’s where the real quotes and bookings happen. The cats are just the marketing department.